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OH MY GOD. POOPCYCLE

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 WHITE KNUCKLES --Ok Go Listen Here You'll never get that taste, out of your mouth You'll never get the paw prints, out of the hen house now And you can't go back, same way you came Round all the pieces up, but they just dont fit the same White knuckles Maybe it's not so bad So let your hair down now White knuckles Yeah maybe it's not so bad Aww go ahead and let it down So come and let it

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Normally, MissCritiki and I find all things poop-related hysterical, but this is just sad.

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HEATED POO. see more funny videos, and check out our Yo Dawg lols!

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LULZ!

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EEK! http://fastapproachingfortyblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/pace.html

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http://www.snotr.com/video/6083

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Over here for a funny!

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Guess what hatches from 'em?

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Amber TankOriginally uploaded by JLTPYAY!

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...they also steal your toast (in-joke between Miss Critiki and I).

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http://lotsofocelots.blogspot.com/2010/08/cat-missile.htmlhttp://lotsofocelots.blogspot.com/2010/08/cat-missile.html

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...would be Miss Critiki. For what I am talking about go here.

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LAUNDRY dressOriginally uploaded by JLTPHEE!

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Enough to Make Another Cat Originally uploaded by JLTPI can haz a clone!

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IMG_5987 Originally uploaded by JLTPListen up, you medieval screwheads... ...you need to post more!

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Not the kind with a whip, the kind you glue onto your eyelids. Because I might like giving out the former to those who have been naughty, but Miss Critiki likes the latter AND she's allowed to be naughty. Funky Fake Lashes

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Many thanks to Also Lots of Ocelots, for blogging on my blog way more than I do! Also-POOP. That is all ;)

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Slacker Miss Critiki totally has not been posting. And now she's off to yarn school. I can't bitch. She's knitting me a sweater. Dude. A FUCKING HAND-KNIT SWEATER.

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OMG

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HI THERE, DEAR READERS! Also Lots of Ocelots covering for MissCritiki's slacking ass. Check out the Norwegian Knitting Museum! OK! KTHXBAI! http://www.visitselbu.no/eng/museer.html

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I am thankful for mighty MF, who is my long-distance friend and buddy and not so thankful to the future, because they have not sent back a teleporter machine so I can visit MF instanteously. Future fuckers. Happy Thanksgiving.

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cross posting isn't as funny as cross-dressing, but go over to ALOO and see what's been cooking. Literally.

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Nothing like firing off a geeky Star Trek quote. Anyhoodle, if MissCritiki will get on with it, there should be a picture of SNOW! She messaged me about it last night. I went to bed all mad that I am in Marylandistan where there is no snow right now.  I was still sort of mad when I got up this morning, but that probably had more to do with having to get ou tof bed in general than it did with the

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Martinini Number 3Originally uploaded by JLTPIt's hard to spell "martinin" after you've had a few of 'em.YAY!

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Peeing in the woods is awesomeSent from my iPhone

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Wool Fetish! sweet babby zombie jeebus! Purled Peen! (scroll down, baby, scroll down) Hee! I R in UR WEBSITE MAKIN' PERVERT POSTS!

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I see that when I am negligent in posting I get interesting things like dogs in lederhosen! Baka is the best fill-in blogger I've ever known! People, do you know she can run MILES?! Like many more than 10 miles. She is so badass. Also, she is coming to visit Denver at the end of the month, which is so awesome I might have peed a little when I found out!I'm going to the Avs game on October

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#1: cricket wireless sucks so so badly. If you are fathoming acquiring their service, don't.#2: Halloween 2 is fucking awesome. How do I love thee, Zombies? Let me count the ways#3: I totally wish I went to hogwarts

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http://faildogs.com/

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Creme Brulee August 2009Originally uploaded by JLTPCome to my house! I will make delicious treats for you!

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Spaghetti & Meatball CupcakesOriginally uploaded by JLTPYou know you want some. Click the pic for more! OM NOM NOM NOM!

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see more Fail Blog

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My Fruitcup has been very busy and not updating the blog. So I am providing another update.

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Since Miss Critiki has been negligent in updating, I'm doing it for her. As such, you get a dog in lederhosen for this post.

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Phallic MushroomOriginally uploaded by skullymom13While I was dodging homeless people, topless crackwhores and guys selling phoney MUNI tickets in San Francisco's Tenderloin, Amber was out looking at weinerrific mushrooms. I can't say who had the better time.Also WIENERS!

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Go here.

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Everybody go to www.comedyfilmnerdsdotcom.com and buy a copy of Doug Benson's cd Professional Humoredian. Right now. Report back in ten days.

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I went for a "run" today. It was sad. I've got a long way to go from .75 miles today to the 26.2 marathon in October. Dayum.

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How fun is painting pots? I started my gaming set of dishes, painting a Fallout dinner plate and a Quake 4 dinner plate. I need to decide what other two games I'm going to focus on for the rest of the set. Bioshock will probably win for one of the slots, and I might throw a wrench into the works and do Katamari for the other. Work is killing me this week-so many things I'd rather be doing

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Okay, I'm a few days behind here, but I've been busy!Week Two Day Three Results:Push-ups:Max: 20Total: 65Sit-ups:Max: 40Total: 131Squats:Max: 30Total: 112I also did the second exhaustion test, yesterday. Push-ups: 30Sit-ups: 73Squats: 55Now I'll be ready to move on to week three, starting tomorrow!To elaborate on the chili cookoff: Once again, the judges obviously are not smart. The chili they

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It's official! I won peoples choice again this year! Yay for chili!!

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Ugh I wish I could just stay home the rest of the afternoon. Satchel is being super cute

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To be done tonight, whether I feel like it or not! :) 1. Push-ups, sit-ups, and squats2. Shop for chili ingredients3. Make chili4. Clean out fridge so big chili pot will fit tonight5. Work on tattoo site images6. Shower-unless I want to wake up SUPER early tomorrow morning. Not going to happen.7. Punch the assholes who put baby puppies in a plastic bag in Windsor. If you assholes do a google

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Taste almost just like Honey Teddy Grahams. Yum.

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Horribly pathetic tonight! My left foot cramped up during the squats so I had to stop at fewer than I would have liked, and my push-ups made my cry. Remind me NOT to overdo them and try to show off how many consecutive ones I can do right after already doing my official sets? Okplzthx. Anyway, here are the numbers. Pushups:Max: 15 :(Total: 55Squats:Max: 30 :(Total: 103Sit-Ups:Max: 40Total:

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...Baka is not doing much of anything.Lump sat alone in a boggy marshTotally motionless except for her heartMud flowed up into lumps pyjammasShe totally confused all the passing piranhasAnd now that is going to be stuck in my head ALL DAY.Oh, I did join a gym! Haven't been yet, though! Heh.

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Why do I always forget how horribly awesome Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is? Thank jeebus for MST: 3KSent from my iPhone

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Hooray! It is Wednesday, my early day, which equals taking the Satch man to the big fancy dog park! It's going to be close to 80 degrees today, which means I might be joining in with Satchel in the river. It also normally means that Lost would be on tonight, but instead we are getting a weird retrospective/insight thing, so instead I'll probably rotate between Fallout/other video game, working

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Push-ups:Max: 20Total: 56Squats:Max: 45Total: 109Sit-ups:Max: 60Total: 132GO me! I did sit-ups first this time, and was about to really max those out. Watching the Hills is conducive to pretend workouts.

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Particle Man burned down the birdhouse in my soul while whistling in the dark after talking to you and your racist friend. I need to stop listening to They Might Be Giants after drinking VC (aka Crack in a Cup). Andy brought me a SMALL VC this afternoon-I feel like a hummingbird! When I try climbing a 14er, I should just prep with a large VC; I'll practically fly up the mountain! I've got to

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Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-85328712686165940732009-04-17T20:32:00.001-06:002009-04-17T20:32:22.773-06:00

Alright, here are tonight's results!Pushups:Max: 20Total: 52Squats:Max: 30Total: 91Situps:Max: 40Total: 107I'm ready for you, week two!In other news I'm watching Milk, and I love it! Sean Penn is totally rocking my socks; he's amazing and it makes me so so sad that we are STILL dealing with bigotry here.Sent from my iPhone

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Here are my results from Day Two of Week One for pushups, situps, and squats.Push-ups:Max: 15(total from last night-41)Sit-ups:Max: 40(total from last night-103)Squats:Max: 32(total from last night-87)So I blew away the totals from Monday! Let's see how awesome Friday is!

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Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-44785751223107922182009-04-15T10:44:00.001-06:002009-04-15T10:44:59.054-06:00

Testing mobile posting!

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-66170445896478875162009-04-15T04:36:00.001-06:002009-04-15T04:36:26.518-06:00

Miz Critiki is totally dating Mr. Nosmo King. I hope they get MARRIED. 4 EVER! 'Kay then, some science:STAND BACK BITCHES, I'M DOING SCIENCE!My take on it behavioral modification:I bet if someone punched you in the neck or kicked you in the taco every time you even WENT near a cigarette, you'd quit pretty fast. So much for bad behavior.My behavior is generally rather bad and when combined with

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In an effort to do something with myself without cigarettes, I decided to check out the websites for Hundred Push-Ups, Two Hundred Sit-ups, both mentioned in my last update, as well as the other sister site Two Hundred Squats. I've done the initial tests for all three, and have completed Day One of Week One for all three as well. In the interest of full disclosure, as well as some

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I'm now on week three of quitting smoking! We're still having our cheats now and again, but overall I feel really good! I'm going to have to start exercising, not because I'm gaining weight from quitting (I'm not snacking as a replacement), but because now I'll be able to! I'd like to work on links I got through Lisa on DH, for Hundred Pushups and its sister site Two Hundred Situps, as well as

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Move along people, nothing to see here....

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-45849750125006050942009-04-08T07:57:00.003-06:002009-04-08T08:00:07.512-06:00

I wanted to embed this little guy, but I don't have time to figure out why Blogger chooses to cut it in half. Supernatural?

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Waiting for BBQ takeout for dinner. Just dropped satch at my folks house and am sad I won't see him until tomorrow :(Still no smoking. My arms feel weird, and I feel like my eyes are all wide open. Like they might bug out of my face.I sure hope tomorrow is easier! There will be car knitting ok the long drive.Foods done I'm going to go drive home.

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-12845424122141902082009-03-16T10:06:00.002-06:002009-03-16T10:10:00.931-06:00

And yes, about 6 1/2 of those I was sleeping, but it still counts. I kind of want to smoke right now. But I'm not going to. Can't even bum one because everyone else is quitting too! My cravings haven't been too bad so far. I've gotten a craving now and again this morning, but they have passed. Physically, I'm getting a twinge in my joints now and again, the fingers on my right hand are sort

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You'd think that the state's website to file state income taxes would be up to par to work on all browsers, right? WRONG! After screwing around in IE for about 10 minutes, I finally decided to just try Firefox. Guess what? Totally fine. Annoying, but done now.

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A little Journey reference to start the post off on a random note :) Hm. Well, as the ever lovely contributor Bakagaijiin mentioned, I'm lazy, so most of the blogging going on around here has been from her :) She's an excellent contributor, so I'll have to keep her around for awhile yet.Go, Steelers! I'm pretty happy that they won, as Satchel looked very handsome wearing his sister's old

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-49442946806769071762009-01-22T15:56:00.003-07:002009-01-22T16:02:16.521-07:00

Absolute Motorworks has been featured in a video segment on Denver's local news.There's also an accompanying text article. Miss Critiki's too lazy to do this herself, so I am guest blogging it. Here it is.

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Hi All!Guest blogging again. I have 20 New Year's Resolutions.I think the coolest one is that I have decided to read all the Hugo Award Winners since 1953.The strikethroughs without dates mean I have already read the book. CURRENTLY READING is self explanatory. Strikethough and dates means I finished the book in 2009.2008 The Yiddish Policemen's Union by Michael Chabon2007 Rainbow's End by Vernor

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Oi, Teme!That's Japanese for Hey, Assholes!This is bakagaijiin, guest posting for Miss Critiki. Today's post is all about poop. More specifically, all about poop (and pooping) in Japan. I decided on this topic after MC and I realized that we cannot have a conversation without some faeces-related comment being squeezed in. Actually, being "squeezed out" is more like it. And funnier. And more

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Well, fuck me, I totally blew off "Blog Once A Week," didn't I? Well, I've got so much fun knitting stuff to share, and some knitting confessions as well. First, the beautiful and fabulous and talented Bakagaijin knit me a lovely pink shawl. I wish it were chillier so I could wear it all the time RIGHT NOW!Here it is:Sorry about this picture's quality, but self-timer is only so great a

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-84650853393978343452008-05-07T11:10:00.001-06:002008-05-07T11:10:12.227-06:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Elephant Provolone, originally uploaded by skullymom13. Catching up with some pics I've taken over the last few months with my camera phone.I saw this while waiting in line at my grocery store deli. I'm not exactly sure

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-39302415736281299152008-05-07T11:08:00.001-06:002008-05-07T11:08:31.835-06:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Satch with his puppy, originally uploaded by skullymom13. Satchel loves this puppy. He picked it out for his birthday at Lewis & Bark, and carries it with him on walks.

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-91300737618904132472008-05-07T11:06:00.001-06:002008-05-07T11:06:39.431-06:00

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } Random Bjork, originally uploaded by skullymom13. Trying to catch up on some pics I've taken with my cell phone the last few months. Taken in downtown Denver near Capital Hill. I think the mural is on the side of an ice

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-469062126307495602008-03-27T15:05:00.000-06:002008-03-27T15:06:37.414-06:00

I can't get over the look on Tina Fey's face when she says Popcorn. Hahhaha!

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-85741520345818166592008-02-20T19:45:00.002-07:002008-02-20T19:56:57.604-07:00

A few little things!I had a birthday! Hooray! I went with my mom and dad to the shooting range to fire off a few rounds. They got my favorite Creepy Guy With Moustache targets back! Then my mom, aunt, and Jefer went to have tea at Tres Jolie. Much fun was had! I've also got my hands on the DH Around the World Scarves! I have 6 done, and 5 photographed. That's about all!

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-4550909867834231652008-02-08T20:31:00.000-07:002008-02-08T20:33:18.742-07:00

I almost forgot! I finished a few more things!My Beatrix socks are DONE! The Irish Hiking Scarf is DONE! Pictures will follow once I wash and block them. I am halfway through the 2nd giant man sock for the Mr., and only have about 3 rows, binding off, blocking, and end weaving left on the Kiri shawl. As soon as I finish the shawl, I can start a new project, holy shit, FINALLY! :D So excited.

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-6372942947722326342008-02-08T19:53:00.000-07:002008-02-08T20:29:26.567-07:00

Monday & Tuesday I accompanied the Mr. on a quick trip to Pueblo, CO. I had never been there, despite its proximity to me, and thought, hell, why not? We drove down on Monday, leaving snow in Denver, passing Pike's Peak, and arriving to gorgeous blue skies and 50 degree weather. We had lunch at Cracker Barrel (I know, cheesy!), and then the Mr. got to work. I decided to explore a little, and

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-86784426196433989972008-01-29T16:08:00.001-07:002008-01-29T16:36:58.553-07:00

Wow! This has been a really good knitting week! I finished, washed, and blocked the feather and fan shawl: I must say that I adore this thing. It is warm, oversized, and comfortable. It is soft, squishy, and sproingy. I also FINALLY finished the 1st Giant Man Sock: It feels good to be 50% done. My reward for finishing that sock was starting this: The second Beatrix sock for me! I'm

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-35820111268643269242008-01-21T10:10:00.000-07:002008-01-21T10:31:41.919-07:00

Hola! I'm enjoying a delightfully busy day here at the shop, wishing I were at home snuggling with the dog, finishing my handspun shawl, and playing a little Call of Duty. A few snippets to fulfill my weekly blogging obligations:Anyone into electronic music ought to check out Baron Zen At the Mall: Remixes on Stones Throw Records. My cousin, the incredibly talented Selector Dub U has track

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-4960143841395454372008-01-11T18:34:00.000-07:002008-01-11T19:06:43.764-07:00

Hello! As you'll see in my following Uberlist, one of my goals is to blog at least once a week. I think I'll start with the Uberlist. Will I finally reach the ever elusive Brenda status, or get stuck as a Donna? Only the next 360 some odd days will tell!1. Quit smoking (this time, I mean it)2. Go to Yarn School3. Go to the Hiwan Homestead Museum4. Sew something using the denim and red printed

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-29885247127904090492007-11-08T17:07:00.000-07:002007-11-08T17:39:14.232-07:00

It is official. I've got myself a severe case of knitting ADD. The Yarn Harlot might call it startitis. The Giant Man Socks, the Beatrix Socks, the Kiri Shawl, and the Irish Hiking Scarf just aren't enough, you know. I was thinking the other night how NICE it would be to have a warm, toasty shawl to curl up in during the upcoming chilly evenings. Instead of just grabbing my (finished)

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-58384187632044422402007-10-13T19:34:00.000-06:002007-10-13T19:56:41.634-06:00

I heart wireless. So much so that I'm not even using it right this minute, but I had to upload some pictures. The guy that the Mr. is doing prototyping work for gave us a wireless router, and today, they got it all set up. I came home from my errands to Nerdville USA. There were THREE laptops out on the kitchen counters, the Mr. was fiddling with the PSP, and our desktop computer was also on.

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-1553387826838373662007-10-08T22:08:00.000-06:002007-10-08T22:09:57.347-06:00

This post is to make my mom feel a little better, as we are babysitting their dog, Krystal, while my folks are out of town.

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-85034975252465166152007-09-23T10:34:00.000-06:002007-10-03T09:07:09.483-06:00

Skully was put to sleep on Friday, September 21st, 2007. My heart and my home both feel empty, my eyes sting from the tears that won't stop. Skully came to live with me on July 5th, 2002. The same day as my cousin's funeral, and the same day that not one but FOUR friends moved out of state. She saved me. We didn't have any kind of adjustment period, we just WERE. We went everywhere

Miss_Critikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16162090899413830614noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8996144.post-68485105629647581132007-09-17T14:22:00.000-06:002007-09-17T14:32:17.468-06:00

This Friday night, I will be sending my baby girl, Skully, to the Rainbow Bridge. I'm terribly sad about this, even though the logical part of my brain tells me that this is the right thing to do. The other part of me never wants to let her go. The arrangements have been made. A mobile vet will be coming to my house to do the procedure, so that she will be safe and comfortable at home. My

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